Some ladies who play hard to get will eventually pray hard to get a husband. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Being a husband and a dad are the two most important things in my life. — Alex O'Loughlin Copy Share Image
Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul. — William Archibald Spooner Copy Share Image
Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker who is wearing a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m just surprised that people haven’t started calling us the ‘Odd Couple.’ The pause went on a moment too long. “We are… — Michael Leese Copy Share Image
“By all means, marry, I told him. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one,… — Jeff Wheeler Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you ever find out your husband is cheating, then you should take your fat ass to the gym. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life — Big Daddy Kane Copy Share Image
I think I'm an observer in a way. And my life was not so - well, my life was bad too -… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
Is there a more pitiable spectacle than that of a wife contending with others for that charm in her husband's sight which… — Ouida Copy Share Image
“This was not the way Ian intended his wedding night should be, and as he removed his clothes by the light of… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
“Failing and Flying" Everyone forgets that Icarus also flew. It's the same when love comes to an end, or the marriage fails… — Jack Gilbert Copy Share Image
When I look around me, I see mostly women who are alone, left by their husbands after their kids grew up, for… — Dacia Maraini Copy Share Image
“It is very common for one or both parents in a dysfunctional marriage to bond inappropriately with one of their children. The… — John Bradshaw Copy Share Image
In 2014, as a Christmas gift, I wrote an essay for my husband, about our story. Writing that showed me there was… — Megan Phelps-Roper Copy Share Image
You've got to be willing to stay committed to someone over the long run, and sometimes it doesn't work out. But often… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
No person connected with me by blood or marriage will be appointed to office. — Rutherford B. Hayes Copy Share Image
He that hath a wife and children must not sit with his fingers in his mouth — Proverb Copy Share Image
“As every married person here knows, love is a rotten substitute for respect.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
You have to work for everything. Marriage should not be any different. — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
Here's to the groom, a man who kept his head even while he lost his heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who's ever been divorced knows that it holds a lot of emotions. — Christina Anstead Copy Share Image