Marriage Quotes · Page 164

Of course, my husband is extremely supportive.

— Mandira Bedi

“The only kinds of sexual dysfunction are abstinence, celibacy, and delayed marriage.”

— Alfred C. Kinsey

And to thy husband's will Thine shall submit; he over thee shall rule.

— John Milton

Married life had taught him the futility of arguing with a female in a dark-brown mood.

— Isaac Asimov

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

— Evan Esar

“You don't have to work in a mental hospital to know about husbands and wives.”

— Philip Roth

It is a job and I understand that. I'm not Sable. I'm Rena, a wife and a mother.

— Sable

Granted, there's been mistakes made immaturely, but a marriage is a marriage.

— Erica Mena

Hope my future wife knows she's getting like a ring pop or something. I'm not spending money on a ring you can't…

— Anonymous

I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.

— Sean Connery

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Politicians against gay marriage now, are the future villains of our American History books.

— Natalie Maines

Never for one minute am I like, 'My husband, the white man, and our biracial children.' I never think about it.

— Gloria Calderon Kellett

Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor!…

— Red Buttons

“As his dark closet shows, Bluebeard was a collector at heart, and even after dispatching a wife, could not let her fully…

— Shuli Barzilai

I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape of it, that my husband taped for…

— Jo Brand

“I now pronounce yo a mated pair," the cardinal said, clearly pleased with himself over the phrase. There was an expectant pause…

— Nancy Holder

May I wish for you the knowledge...that marriages do not take place, they are made by hand; that there is always an…

— Raymond Chandler

“To this husband of hers she made the last concession of married life, which is more complete, more irrevocable, than the first—she…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

My hair is God's aura. Everything went up when I got home from the penitentiary. One night I went to lie down…

— Don King

Now, don't roll your eyes. I know this is the second time I'm changing my name, but I promise it's the last.…

— Bethany Joy Galeotti

“Satan came to a lawyer and told him he would give him fame and fortune in exchange for his soul and the…

— John O'Dowd

“she was wishing that whatever stage of her life she ws in now could be got through quickly, for it was seeming…

— Doris Lessing

I want to let [my photographs] be something that comes from the model in her own way. I don't want to take…

— Mario Sorrenti

I'm a married man. If I want sex at this particular point in my life, I go home for it.

— Davy Jones

“He was a mildly successful author, according to his wife.”

— James Daniello Jr

The wife of a self-admirer must expect a very cold and negligent husband.

— Samuel Richardson

Indian weddings, visually, they're so stunning.

— Hannah Simone

There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?

— Laura Schlessinger

Whether it's marriage of business, patience is the first rule of success.

— William Feather

Anyone out there considering doing a Christmas wedding, definitely do it!

— Chloe Madeley

“Oh, I’m not objecting,” Navani said. “I’d let a confused dishwasher marry us.”

— Brandon Sanderson

If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.

— Ovid

Before I met my husband, I was just about to look into adoption.

— Jane Leeves

My ultimate joy and happiness is being a wife and mother.

— Melissa Etheridge

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

— Anonymous

My actual goal when marrying in real life is to live like friends even after marriage.

— Eric Nam

I have a wife, I have sons; all these hostages have I given to fortune.

— F. L. Lucas

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

— Bob Monkhouse

If the marriage were valid, she'd be your sister-in-law.

— Cassandra Clare