If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Behind every successful man is a woman, and it's generally not his wife... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife always complains that I dont take her anywhere expensive... so I took her to the Gas Station. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Valentines day, sweep your wife off her feet with our amazing collection of gift ideas. Happy Valentines day to you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to the new husband, and here's to the new wife, may they remain lovers, for all of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your wife/girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage. Why do we do it? Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up broken. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My Wife bought me my first Kindle (3G Keyboard) for Christmas in 2010 and I've rarely bought or read a dead tree… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for getting divorced and adding to the statistical evidence I use as an excuse to avoid marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I hope Mr. Rutledge has given assurances that he will be the kind of husband that your happiness requires?” “Well . . .” Poppy paused… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary by pass. After such a monumental assault on the heart, it takes years… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Never marry a beautiful woman. Worship them if you must, go to bed with them if you can—by all means, everyone should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was a HUSBAND who sent his WIFE a Rose whenever he was out...One day he died.. Still his WIFE received a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some of these teenagers are out hand. Their was time if I acting like that I would get pop in my mouth.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you hold a child in your arms, or hug your mother, or your husband, or your friend, if you breathe in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We want to be right in the center of what God is doing until the day he calls us home. This may… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Correlation does not equal causality. When two things travel together, it is tempting to assume that one causes the other. Married people,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The military is my husband's mistress & sometimes that bitch gets all the attention. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He stole my heart and I am planing for revenge. I'm going to steal his last name! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My body is a TEMPLE..Sooo I am going to wait for marriage. Then you can explore It. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Too many funerals, not enough graduations. Too many babyshowers, not enough weddings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm proud to be his partner. We've had triumphs, we've made mistakes, we've had sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your wedding day is an important milestone in my self-loathing as a single person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you squint just right, weddings look strikingly similar to open-casket funerals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
