People kiss at weddings because kisses were used in ancient times to seal contracts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We liked each other so much we skipped marriage, and went straight to the divorce.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations, may your wedding day be filled with beautiful memories and your new life together be filled with joy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love + Care = Mom Love + Fear = Dad Love + Help = Sister Love + Fight = Brother Love +… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; a man is helping his wife make a password for the computer. he types in mypenis. the waife then starts laughing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of a friendship, all the enjoyments of sense and reason, and indeed, all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's take a break from debating gay marriage to remember an unmarried 33-year-old man who hung out with 12 dudes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wedding is the beginning of a wonderful life. Hope you have a long and successful journey ahead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The day my husband died was the day my heart broke indefinably, it will be 20 years this year and I still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you even love me? Or do I just fit your qualifications for a life partner? Love isnt meeting conditions, especially if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When A Man Is Trying To Win The Heart Of A Woman,He Studies Her.He Learns Her Likes,Dislikes,Habits And Hobbies.But After He Wins… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The story is even Bill Wilson, a founder of Alcoholics Anonymous, couldn't overcome the sex monkey on his back, and spent his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“..I was raised on the Torah, my wife on the Qu'Ran, my eldest son is an Atheist, my youngest is a scientologist,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A guy who really loves a girl and thinks of her as his future wife, he will introduce her to all his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The monstrosity of sexual intercourse outside marriage is that those who indulge in it are trying to isolate one kind of union… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A successful marriage is based on a funda of GIVE AND TAKE: where husband gives money, gifts, dresses, etc wife TAKES it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Everyone who knew Ben and Jamie said that theirs was a marriage made in heaven. ” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my husband doesn't cry when he sees me walk down the aisle, I'm turning around — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your marriage bring you a lifetime of happiness and special memories. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future wife: I must warn you...I was taught how to love...but not how to stop. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
