When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband: I wanna make you the happiest man alive as long as you're willing to do the same! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A weak man confuses wife material with side chick material. Can't turn a hoe into a housewife — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bessie: 'Why don't you get married?' Zooey: 'I like riding in trains too much. You never get to sit next to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last time I checked, you are either Married or Single. This in a relationship status, don't mean shit! The only gray area… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be a partner...a helper to my husband. Not a trophy...can't come to the table empty handed. 'Pretty' comes a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The women who invented the phrase 'all men are the same' was probably a Chinese women who lost her husband in a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My first book took five years to write and I made $1,000 on it. The second took three years and I made… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guy's think woman are doing them a favor by accepting there hand in marriage but, Us woman accept proposal, get married, have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. What you now call the free play of inquiry has neither more nor less… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You say you are a nameless man. You are not to your wife and to your child. You will not long remain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In a shelter meant for battered women, there were only two reasons a person would decide to leave. One, she had decided… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My love for you is still strong. Upon the foundation our marriage is built on. On this special day that I share… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Emotions such as anger and contempt can seem very threatening for couples. But our study suggests that if spouses, especially wives, are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“An ideal marriage is a true partnership between two imperfect people, each striving to complement the other, to keep the commandments, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Girl, Please understand that most men marry women but have relationships with automobiles, gadgets and games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A wise and lucky person is one who can keep balance between family love and love for his wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage and children can change a man. It happened to me and made me a nicer person. I don't like it being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a wonderful institution that allows two human beings to go through difficulties together that they would never have had if… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A man had better study what a human being is, because he's marrying one - assuming that merely being one has not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. Its titled, Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just met someone who was against gay marriage but approved lesbian marriage...I was going to give him a pat on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a song, where the Lord's sweet melody of love comes from two hearts joined as one, husband and wife. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she sleeps, and a peck on her forehead… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls go from 'I hate boys, they are all the same' to Oh I love him he gonna be my husband' in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Disney, giving girls the false hope that all incredibly rich, hot, popular guys are husband material since 1923. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m an imperfect man, and I’ve made my wife an imperfect woman. We’re just two imperfect people who refuse to give up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's stupid how people are against gay marriage and they're major homophobes. If anything you're the 'Ew' and the 'abomination.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mr. Weasley was unavailable for comment, although his wife told reporters to clear off or she'd set the family ghoul on them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my kids ask who my first love was,I don't wanna have to pull out a picture..I just wanna be able to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a married guy talking to himself, he's just reliving an argument he's already lost. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A marriage contract to me is as binding as any in business, and I have always believed in sticking to an agreement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Old people at weddings always poke me and say You're Next. So I started doing the same to them at funerals — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All of us have had a broken heart. Even if it was a childhood sweetheart who left you for another boy who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to marry anybody who was wicked, but I think I'd like it if he could be wicked and wouldn't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A handsome guy and a pretty girl will make a beautiful wedding; but a faithful man and a pious woman will make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first loves, protect each other like family, its meant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching a couple get engaged or married always makes me cry so much. Not to rush things but I can't wait for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
