I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is in eternity — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unable to suppress love, the Church wanted at least to disinfect it, and it created marriage. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband...I will honor you respect you, be your best friend love you & I promise to raise your kids to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Future Husband; know we won't be rushing into anything, perfection takes time, I want you to know every side of me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a guy can't handle a girl in sweatpants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve her in a wedding dress . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The sooner this wedding's over the happier I'll be." [Ron] "Yeah" said Harry, "then we'll have nothing to do except find Horcruxes…It'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marry someone who loves you because he was not only going to make you happy but he would never hurt you one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I returned to New Orleans and my problems with pari-mutuel windows and a dark-haired, milk-skinned wife from Martinique who went home with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you think that God would separate me from my husband if I killed myself? I feel as though I am going… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marriage might be seen, in part, as a solution to a self-control problem, in which people take steps to increase the likelihood… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife, sister, mother and daughter or the other, the relationship of money! eye's the tears, blood and liver are cheaper than dirt?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is really a pleasure to see you as a perfect couple since the last 25 years. I have and will always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man and a woman have an overwhelming passion for each other, it seems to me, in spite of such obstacles… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cute story there was a girl who was playing in the park when she saw a picture in the bush. she kept… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the good Lord see and bless you, on your anniversary day. May He always be your companion, continuing to guide you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being in love is a wonderful feeling, but being loved and appreciated in return can be the most wonderful experience that can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gay marriage and straight marriage are the same thing as bikini tops and bras. The same thing, but only one is acceptable… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was so excited to hear you are getting married. Congratulations to you and your new husband. Wishing you the best always. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like a lighthouse on a dark night, may your love for one another always shine brightly. Congratulations on your wedding day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lovely, This plowman's son with the good-looking wife has gone so thin over you that the woman, though jealous, is playing the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just don't want to be the little wife sitting at home. I want to do something worthwhile. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That guy had a wife and was looking for men on craigslist...nothing wrong with being gay but these guys sign off on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An ancient Chinese saying says every child is actually a little Buddha that helps their parents mature and grow up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear future husband, when you propose to me, please don't put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Neither marriage's heart nor adventure are found in the banner days, those events we record and look back on. The glory is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Adam laid himself down in Paradise to sleep While from him was taken a wife to keep. Adam poor father of creations… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A mothers instinct is something no child, husband, or any other none mother will ever understand, no matter how hard you try… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The summer that marriage equality passed in New York, we saw the number of homeless kids looking for shelter go up 40 percent,” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May all your days be as joyous and happy as the day of your wedding. Congratulations to the happy couple. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With all these Christians praying against gay marriage, if it's made legal will they concede that the big sky wizard doesn't exist? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Marriage is going to be that happy state in which we get all of the nurturance and care and love and empathy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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