Mario Quotes by Ralph Kiner

On Father's Day, we again wish you all happy birthday.

— Ralph Kiner

Jose DeLeon on his career has seventy-three wins and one-hundred and five RBIs.

— Ralph Kiner

If Casey Stengel were alive today, he'd be spinning in his grave.

— Ralph Kiner

The Hall of Fame ceremonies are on the thirty-first and thirty-second of July.

— Ralph Kiner

Two-thirds of the Earth is covered by water. The other third is covered by Garry Maddox.

— Ralph Kiner

Darryl Strawberry has been voted to the Hall of Fame five years in a row.

— Ralph Kiner

All of his saves have come in relief appearances.

— Ralph Kiner

With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.

— Ralph Kiner

He's (Bruce Sutter) going to be out of action the rest of his career.

— Ralph Kiner

Home-run hitters drive Cadillacs

— Ralph Kiner

It's (Phil Niekro's knuckleball) like watching Mario Andretti park a car.

— Ralph Kiner

Some guys are inwardly outgoing

— Ralph Kiner