Marijuana Quotes · Page 15

I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm…

— Afroman

When I first started drinking, everybody was doing it. That was before they discovered marijuana and all that. It was the late…

— Van Morrison

And, to be honest, if weed is a gateway drug, then I really did hop the fence, but sometimes I can't help…

— Kris Kidd

The number one reason why marijuana is illegal is because the Pharma Cartel does not want you to grow your own medicine.…

— Joe Rogan

Worse that drugs is drug trafficking. Much worse. Drugs are a disease, and I don't think that there are good drugs or…

— Jose Mujica

Proposition 19 already is a winner no matter what happens on election day. The mere fact of its being on the ballot…

— George Soros

I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.

— Natalie Portman

I didn’t just experiment with marijuana – if you know what I mean.

— James Carville

I had gone through several crazy headache bouts, and I realized that part of the reason I was having them was because…

— Whoopi Goldberg

The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, If you are going to do…

— Matt Damon

How many murders, suicides, robberies, criminal assaults, holdups, burglaries and deeds of maniacal insanity it causes each year, especially among the young,…

— Harry J. Anslinger

“Writing to me is like hitting the herb. No problems, Mon. No worries.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.

— Mac Miller

I talked to Snoop Doggy Dog today. Well I'm not sure if you could really call it talked because I could hardly…

— Marilyn Manson

One might ask why tobacco is legal and marijuana not. A possible answer is suggested by the nature of the crop.

— Noam Chomsky

This generation has given up on growth. They're just hoping for survival.

— Penelope Spheeris

When you hear the ex-politician tell you that the reason they created the War on Drugs was to get black people and…

— Whoopi Goldberg

Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

— Anonymous

I don't need pot to be hungry, lazy, and paranoid.

— Anonymous

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it

— Bill Bailey

Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... '

— Conan O'Brien

I hope they legalize [marijuana] and when they do I'll be the first fucking person in line to buy my pack of…

— Megan Fox

One's condition on marijuana is always existential. One can feel the importance of each moment and how it is changing one. One…

— Norman Mailer

I Smokee Thaa Weeed Trynaa Hode Thaa Pain, Spendinnq All Maa Timee Smokee Maa Life Away,

— Clickaa One

We're both Welshmen and growing up, when Howard Marks was finally caught, it was all over the news. He did an interview…

— Rhys Ifans