Sometimes just getting up in the morning and standing at the gate can bring the gate down. — Joan Bauer Gates Copy Share Image
“COOK’S TIP: Bake every day. If you have to leave town fast, you’ll always have something good to eat in the car.” — Joan Bauer Bake Copy Share Image
“Millstone sputtered, "I don't know where you're getting your information, G.T., but that's as bogus as a barking cat!” — Joan Bauer Bogus Copy Share Image
“i hate leaving places i love i was never at one place long. am i selfish?” — Joan Bauer Hate Copy Share Image
Like my grandmother always said, 'you never know the blessings that come from suffering. — Joan Bauer Blessing Copy Share Image
You don't understand how much light you have until the lights go out. — Joan Bauer Learning Copy Share Image
“Mother, this is a confidential business discussion. I hardly think that your driver can add anything noteworthy." I could kick you in… — Joan Bauer Business Copy Share Image
“You need a negative charge and a positive one to get something moving. We've got the negative; we're going to find the… — Joan Bauer Going Positive Copy Share Image
Teenagers are like bees at night, I think. We don't like waking up and we don't always get with the program immediately,… — Joan Bauer Bees Copy Share Image
I'll tell you something about tough times. They just about kill you, but if you decide to keep working at them, you'll… — Joan Bauer Inspirational Copy Share Image
“I don’t want you to leap into another relationship without thinking. Looking for perfect is a big, fat myth because perfect isn’t… — Joan Bauer Relationship Copy Share Image
“you’ve got to love yourself with all your shortcomings, and you’ve got to love the world, no matter how bad it gets.”… — Joan Bauer Love Copy Share Image
“Now I see that it isn't the problems along the way that make us or break us. It's how we learn to… — Joan Bauer Alcoholism Copy Share Image
When you have something so important, something that you'll stay awake for, something you know that you were designed to do, well,… — Joan Bauer Awake Copy Share Image
Words are such powerful things. We can rip somebody apart with them, we can write words down that can forever hurt another… — Joan Bauer Forever Copy Share Image
“I nearly tripped over Stieglitz, my dog, a forty-pound black-and-white keeshond (pronounced caze-hawnd) furball. He lunged at me with unbridled glee because… — Joan Bauer Dog Copy Share Image
“I watched that plant in the office every day. Watered it; misted it. I loved thinking about it like G.T. said, but… — Joan Bauer Every day Copy Share Image
Mom put dense cheddar bread into a bag for a man who said this was his wife's favorite - he'd driven all… — Joan Bauer Bags Copy Share Image
“We've got so much in this life that all we know how to do is want more. So we concentrate on the… — Joan Bauer Life Copy Share Image
“Why do you think, A.J.," they say in unison, "that you find these boys so attractive?" I didn't say that this fiery… — Joan Bauer Communication Copy Share Image
“What kind of kids live in Mulhoney, Wisconsin? Would they like me? Would I like them? Have they ever eaten sushi? That's… — Joan Bauer Food Copy Share Image
“What's wrong with the world," Nana explained, "is that people stopped listening to their hearts... "Not everybody stopped listening," she continued, "but… — Joan Bauer Advice Copy Share Image
“How are things with you, sir?" "Fine." He says it flat."Coffee black. BLT." Now my heart tells me this guy needs more… — Joan Bauer Adventure Copy Share Image
“There's nothing wrong with having a different way of learning. What's wrong is when people blame you for it.” — Joan Bauer Blame Copy Share Image
Will we have bodyguards?" "We're not quite set up for that. But with all these mothers, you don't need them. — Joan Bauer Bodyguard Copy Share Image
