“Slapping a man across the face with a fish hasn’t been sexy since the fifties.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Are you sure you weren't adopted?" "Mom would like to think so, but it was a natural birth, so her memory's real clear.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Then Gertie kicked Ida Belle under the table and she lifted her gaze to mine. ''I'm sorry I made you ride naked in my… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I don’t think there’s enough time to repair some things. Some things just become part of a person, like their skin color. It doesn’t… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“It said a lot about the choices you made in life when jogging actually lowered your heart rate. By” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“There wasn't any place on my body I could hide a gun not with that sleazy dress I had to wear. And that shoe… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I have a limited amount of faith in humans as a species, and have little problem imagining someone that petty and insane.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Run!” Helena cried and ran down the staircase. Maryse took the steps two at a time, passing Helena on the way, and almost fell… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“She was a beauty queen!'' ''Holy shit.'' Harrison dissolved into a fit of laughter. ''No way is Redding pulling that one off. Look at… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I don’t know whether to be happy he’s made my job so easy,” Carter said, “or pissed off that someone that stupid not only… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“Slapping a man across the face with a fish hasn’t been sexy since the fifties.” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“True,'' Ida Belle said, ''but despite all of that, he's still interested. I may be an old maid, but I know what male interest… — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“I will never understand a desire for a reckoning so strong that you burn down your own house to get it,” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
“If we can’t laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?” I stared at her. “Other people?” — Jana Deleon Copy Share Image
