One day the worlds male population will spontaneously combust because they've kept too much stuff in for too long. — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“I never trusted the women i was involved with to tell the truth,because the truth never changes,but as i knew so well,people did.I knew… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
One day the worlds male population will spontaneously combust because they've kept too much stuff in for too long. — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
Give a man a noble cause and he would fight to the death for what he believed in,but get the woman he loves to… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
She was the first woman in my life to convince me to fall in love with her. — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“Eventually I had to call upon Dan's master dumping skills to assist me. Which was of course a bad move. A very bad.move. He… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“She had this uncanny sense of seeing things the way they were instead of the way you'd want them to be, of knowing me… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“The one think i don't glean any information about is her husband, so I let my imagination go to town. I imagine he's called Hugo, works at an art college and specialises in multimedia (whatever that is). At the weekend he plays football and squash and is currently in training for the London Marathon. In addition to this he plays… — Mike Gayle Copy Share
If eskimos can come up with fifty words for snow because its a matter of life and death, why do we have just one… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“You see, the broccoli was yours and I give it back to you. The remote control is yours but I used to use it… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
“The difference between our love and the love you have for her is like the difference between knowing something in your head and knowing… — Mike Gayle Copy Share Image
