Whats a male chauvinist pig? A guy who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ironically, feminism hasn't destroyed male chauvinism at all. It has destroyed womanhood. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
