You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale. — Silvio Berlusconi Copy Share Image
I get a kick out of replying to people on Twitter sometimes if I make a joke. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
Failure and unhappiness is easier because you can make a joke out of it. — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The whole point of animation to me is to tell a story, make a joke, express an idea. The technique itself doesn't… — Terry Gilliam Copy Share Image
There's always that little bit of tension that happens when you make a joke, especially when there's a language barrier. — Desi Lydic Copy Share Image
“Well, excuse me for trying to make a joke,” Robbie retorted. “You’ll never give up” — V.K. Sykes Copy Share Image
I've reached a new level of closeness with a new friend when I can make a joke at their expense. That's one… — Kenneth Lonergan Copy Share Image
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Like all women, I've had a pretty awful time in many ways, but it's always possible to either make a joke or… — Emma Tennant Copy Share Image
Fake buckteeth make a joke that you don't have to make any effort on, even if you're not a funny person. — Dave Itzkoff Copy Share Image
I worked in a paper mill all my adult life and there were a lot of funny guys there. So you pick… — Donald Ray Pollock Copy Share Image
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I can make a joke pointing out that David Cameron told off Sri Lanka for human rights abuses committed with weapons Britain… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
When I meet people I try to make a joke out of my occupation, explaining that what I do all day is… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
I've had shows where, afterwards, people have commented or hoped I would talk more about something in politics or that I would… — Wyatt Cenac Copy Share Image
I think you actually get a kick out of being disappointed and under-achieving, because it's easier, isn't it? Failure and unhappiness is… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I'm not allowed to make a joke. It is a bit unfair how I'm treated. I thought it was a joke. I… — Andy Murray Copy Share Image
You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
I make the joke, all the time, that if you have the word "man" and a number in the title, like Batman… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
“And here I thought I'd get by on my charm and good looks." "That'll get you a first date. It won't get… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Seems i've crossed the line again for being nothing more than who I am. So, break my bones and throw your stones.… — Shinedown Copy Share Image
Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke. — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
We feel that what's too far is when you make a joke and somebody gets hurt. — Bobby Farrelly Copy Share Image
I suppose every time [something bad happens], I have that instinct to make that joke that distracts. — Phoebe Waller-Bridge Copy Share Image
If somebody can make a joke about you on TV, that's so beautiful. You've affected pop culture to that degree. — Thundercat Copy Share Image
When you make a joke ans someone you hate laughs,No bitch you arent aloud to laugh!:) — Gorgeous_girl Copy Share Image
Don't make a film if it can't be the film you want to make. It's a joke, and a sick joke, and… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
Never make a joke or try for humor at someone else's expense. In a high-stakes environment, everyone needs to feel safe. — Alan Mulally Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I always make the joke that I go home, to one of my homes, to go and do laundry so I can… — Hugh Masekela Copy Share Image
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