My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I don't want you to cook my bread, I don't want you to make my bed. I don't want you to because… — Willie Dixon Copy Share Image
I can take care of a house, and some people I meet, I think, 'You don't even know how to make a… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image