Main Exports Quotes

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.

— Pierre Trudeau

“Texas’s main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers.”

— Sam Torode

My country's main exports are stolen cars and sadness.

— Aleksandar Hemon

“Texas’s main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers. Why”

— Sam Torode