Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The future of the airlines lay in hauling people, not in hauling mail for the government. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone else's mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Written communication is a tremendous help for me, and so when electronic mail was invented in '71, I got very excited about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think itd be awesome to be a Canada Post Mailgirl, walking around all day with an ipod, but then I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don’t you love New York in the fall? It makes me wanna buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He missed Hogwarts so much it was like having a constant stomachache. He missed the castle, with its secret passageways and ghosts,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Student is the most important person ever in this school...in person, on the telephone, or by mail. A Student is not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
