I was a huge fan of 'Mad' magazine when I was 11, 12, 13 years old. I'd scour used bookstores trying to… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
We are still fearful, superstitious and all-too-human creatures. At times, we forget the magnitude of the havoc we can wreak by off-loading… — Richard Dooling Copy Share Image
Before you kill something make sure you have something better to replace it with... — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Hollywood has realised that we do have actors and are not just mad about song and dance. — Ali Fazal Copy Share Image
Couldn't the wrong sort of living turn anyone mean? I remembered very well that one day back in Yoroido, a boy pushed… — Arthur Golden Copy Share Image
If anybody is so mad at Vladimir Putin, you know what they could do? They could advocate for a gas tax. He… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I had a weimaraner for 11 years called China, and he was a great dog, a bit mad. They're massive, weimaraners; they've… — Phil Daniels Copy Share Image
I have seen countless colleagues struggle to come to terms with retirement. I learned a lot from Richard Dunwoody when he was… — Tony McCoy Copy Share Image
A murderer is less loathsome to us than a spy. The murderer may have acted on a sudden mad impulse; he may… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
You have certain writing tools but generally creating something from nothing makes one quite mad and Cynthia and I are quite mad… — Barry Mann Copy Share Image
How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, "How does love suit with age, Sophocles -… — Plato Copy Share Image
I hate turkeys. If you go to the grocery store, you start to get mad at turkeys. You see turkey ham, turkey… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows. — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
Almost nobody believes anymore that infants are insensate blobs. It seems both mad and evil to deny experience and feeling to a… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
It is a racking thing to have a plague of ideas and no chance to get rid of them on paper. I've… — Inez Haynes Irwin Copy Share Image
Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked. Good mental machinery ought to break its own wheels and levers, if… — Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr Copy Share Image
San Francisco is a mad city - inhabited for the most part by perfectly insane people whose women are of a remarkable… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in the mad race. I just like working with good people. — Kerry Condon Copy Share Image
Only the inner vision of God, only the God-blindedness of unreservedly dedicated souls, only the utterly humble ones can bow and break… — Thomas Raymond Kelly Copy Share Image
Organic chemistry just now is enough to drive one mad. It gives me the impression of a primeval forest full of the… — Friedrich Wohler Copy Share Image
The guy that I worked on 'Thriller ' was a genius and he was 20 years old, but it was like working… — John Landis Copy Share Image
The truth is, I was D.J.-ing on my college radio station in 1987, and I was called 'Mad Marj.' — Marjorie Gubelmann Copy Share Image
I listen to money singing, it's like looking down from long French windows at a provincial town. The slums, the canal, the… — Philip Larkin Copy Share Image
To be honest, I owned one suit before I filmed 'Mad Men' - the one suit that you have to have as… — Aaron Staton Copy Share Image
As for politics, well, it all seemed reasonable enough. When the Conservatives got in anywhere, [Judge] Pepperleigh laughed and enjoyed it, simply… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
You've been telling us about how to secure peace, but come on, now, General-just among us Rotarians and Rotary Anns-'fess up! With… — Sinclair Lewis Copy Share Image
In this particular tub, two knees jut up like icebergs, while minute brown hairs rise on arms and legs in a fringe… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
What I tell young couples that are getting married is: you're going to have quarrels, and on some things, you're just going… — Si Robertson Copy Share Image
MAD FREE is a conversation project, not an organization, but I've literally have seen women have breakthroughs in real time. They learn… — Michaela Angela Davis Copy Share Image
She gathers my half of the blankets around her and curls up against the wall. She will sleep for hours more, dreaming… — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
...we shall board our imagined ship and wildly sail among sacred islands of the mad till death shatters the fabulous stars and… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
Rush like a river from the highest mountain, drink from the fountain and stop your counting. What kind of wine does he… — Trevor Hall Copy Share Image
People do get mad at me for falling asleep sometimes, and it's the most frustrating thing. I can't help it. What am… — Kurt Vile Copy Share Image
We hackers are a playful bunch; we'll hack anything, including language, if it looks like fun (thus our tropism for puns). Deep… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
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