“Have you ever met a slave, Luke?" she asked. The question took me aback, coming from a black person. I stammered out a no. She said, "Really? You've never been to a mall? You've never watched shoppers with their carts… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Neethan is a tall dude, six-eight, and watching him come out of a limo is like watching a cleverly designed Japanese toy robot arachnid… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Anytime things were going right for you, the future of the world seemed bright. Anytime they were going wrong, the imminent collapse of civilization… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Have you ever met a slave, Luke?" she asked. The question took me aback, coming from a black person. I stammered out a no.… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“By now, sympathy for the plight of the polar bears had largely disappeared from public discourse. Instead of beautiful mammals deserving of out preservation… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“According to Beth-Anne, the next reporter is Nico Renault from Hollywood Japan Network. Nico's recently had his face tattooed to look like the Kabuki-made-up… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Message: I can make fun of myself despite my perfection: I am more like you in this regard: it's safe for you to like… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“Did you know that the fundamental building blocks of life are not cells, are not DNA are not even carbon but language yeah 'cause… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“The man behind the counter seemed to have stopped listening to him. He slid a room key across the fake-wood-grain counter and returned to… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“. . . waves of desert heat . . . I must’ve passed out, because when I woke up I was shivering and stars… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
“He spent the afternoon watching the indicator light turn from red to orange to green and thought about how useless it was to be… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
