“DAD: figured out how to help your love life. I’m trading you for seven cows. I’m going old school” — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
“MOM: Are you at home now? ME: Yeah. Why? MOM: I’m on google earth and looking at your house. Wave at me through the… — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
“MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I’d be jolly all the time… — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
“MOM: ? ME: what’s up MOM: Don’t. Forget. To. Take. Lint. Out. Of. Dryer. ME: ok MOM: So. We. Don’t. Die. In. A. Fire.… — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
“DAD: would ya’ll take me to the itunes store…i don’t know where its located…is it on S. Congress?” — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
“DAD: figured out how to help your love life. I’m trading you for seven cows. I’m going old school” — Sophia Fraioli Copy Share Image
