“You want to hear me tell a funny and romantic story about us at a dinner party that you’ve heard a thousand times before. You want me to stop running the lawnmower and look over at you, hard at work… — Jeff Menapace Copy Share Image
“Either way, it fucking sucked. Either way, I was fucked. Either way, it fucking sucked that I was fucked.” — Jeff Menapace Copy Share Image
“Our minds are computers, and whether we’re aware of it or not, they usually catch everything. Problem is, our computers are run by morons—us.” — Jeff Menapace Copy Share Image
“You want to hear me tell a funny and romantic story about us at a dinner party that you’ve heard a thousand times before.… — Jeff Menapace Copy Share Image
“us at a dinner party that you’ve heard a thousand times before. You want me to stop running the lawnmower and look over at… — Jeff Menapace Copy Share Image
“So I’ll say it again; and my sincerity with this one is stronger than anything my soul can possibly manage. I love you with… — Jeff Menapace Copy Share Image
