“There is only one love story: Boy meets girl, Girl gets boy into pickle, Boy gets pickle into girl.” — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
One of your first jobs, as you write for money, will be to get rid of your vocabulary. — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
Few human beings are proof against the implied flattery of rapt attention. — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
“Louella remarked that when foreign nations had intercourse with this country they knew they had been intercoursed.” — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
Characterization is an accident that flows out of action and dialogue. — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
Money talks. And writes. And publishes. And reviews. But it can't read. — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
“There is only one love story: Boy meets girl, Girl gets boy into pickle, Boy gets pickle into girl.” — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
“At last a lifetime ambition of mine to become a pimp was satisfied.” — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
Boy meets girl; girl gets boy into pickle; boy gets pickle into girl. — Jack Woodford Copy Share Image
