A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Win a lottery-prize and you are a cleaver man. Winners are adulated. To be born with a caul is everything; luck is… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“What do you want, Zo?" "What does anyone want, Abby?" he countered. "To be loved. Peace on earth. The winning lottery numbers.” — Lisa Mangum Copy Share Image
I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
If I had all the money in the world, I'd be like, "Great, let's just keep doing it!" I, unfortunately, have not… — Zachary Levi Copy Share Image
“The winning New York Lottery number was 587 on November 12, 2001. This was the very day that Flight 587 crashed into… — Raymond Fowler Copy Share Image
“People who buy lottery tickets in vast amounts show themselves willing to pay much more than expected value for very small chances… — Daniel Kahneman Copy Share Image
I don't regret not coming out early. A lot of people felt that I could have been a lottery pick, but we'll… — Michael Finley Copy Share Image
“This person sees not her own hand depositing the next dollar in a slot machine, but the hand of fate, or God.… — John-Talmage Mathis Copy Share Image
He comes to us in the brokenness of our health, in the shipwreck of our family lives, in the loss of all… — Robert Farrar Capon Copy Share Image
Let me ask you something, in all the years that you have undressed in front of a gentleman has he ever asked… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“People play the lottery all the time unaware of how mind-bogglingly difficult it is to win. It seems like they take a… — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
After all, your chances of winning a lottery and of affecting an election are pretty similar. From a financial perspective, playing the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The left think that America is a special place, but not because of anything the people here did to make it special.… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I met Jay Jonhson. I won him the way poor people occasionally win the lottery: Shameless perseverance and embarrassingly dumb luck, and… — Amy Bloom Copy Share Image
So long as we refuse to include lottery tickets among the symphonies, or medical bulletins among the overtures, we must refrain from… — Eduard Hanslick Copy Share Image
If I won the lottery tomorrow - which would be a real trick, since I haven't entered - and was independently wealthy… — Kurt Busiek Copy Share Image
“Please don't waste-away in front of a TV waiting to win a lottery during the precious few hours you are not imprisoned… — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Luck is buying a lottery ticket along with your Yoo-hoo and striking it rich. Nothing about my life is lucky- it is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always said that it's like being the winner of three separate lottery tickets - getting a pilot, getting the pilot picked… — Rick Hoffman Copy Share Image
The good news is that going blind is not going to make you as unhappy as you think it will. The bad… — Daniel Gilbert Copy Share Image
If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
“I feel like a massive wave of life just washed over me. While luck comes in many guises, winning the lottery pales… — Charles Dyson Copy Share Image
As late as my junior year, I was taking Italian at Duke because I thought I was going to have to go… — J. J. Redick Copy Share Image
Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Writing is not the lottery. New writers have to be realistic about what it takes to get published. But there is one… — Lori Perkins Copy Share Image
Reading, conversation, environment, culture, heroes, mentors, nature – all are lottery tickets for creativity. Scratch away at them and you’ll find out… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
The basic story remains simple and never-ending. Stocks aren't lottery tickets. There's a company attached to every share. — Peter Lynch Copy Share Image
“You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Gabler wraps up by citing the statistic that 21 percent of Americans view a lottery win as the most practical way to… — Bruce Cannon Gibney Copy Share Image
“Your chances of winning the Powerball lottery are far better than finding a hash collision. After all, lotteries often have actual winners.… — Eric Sink Copy Share Image
What were the odds that she'd turn away at the same instant the ball came flying her way? And that she'd be… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
Finding yourself on a show that's appreciated by its intended audience is a very rare and lucky thing, so when you win… — Vince Gilligan Copy Share Image
There was Tyson moving into the Poseidon cabin, giggling to himself every fifteen seconds and saying, "Percy is my brother?" like he'd… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
People don't want to serve apprenticeships any more. Kids expect to be paid and treated really well and all that guff before… — Daley Thompson Copy Share Image
It's blasphemous, don't get distracted by these lottery tickets and statues. It's just fake gold and plastic... We crying for votes but… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
There may be less of a chance of losing all the money you put into a mutual fund than there is of… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
she was just…beaming at me, and I thought she’d won the lottery or something, her smile was that big. I asked what… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“a government runs a lottery in order to raise revenue to reduce taxes. The government takes the same amount of money from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
