After all, your chances of winning a lottery and of affecting an election are pretty similar. From a financial perspective, playing the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He is annoyed with their lack of interest, their blithe ignorance of the arbitrary genetic lottery that has granted them their privileged… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
To get syndicated as a comic strip artist is as likely as winning the lottery. — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
It is a bad business, dealing in lottery tickets ... Riches got in such a hasty manner never wear well. — Sarah Josepha Hale Copy Share Image
Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day. — Marty Becker Copy Share Image
I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by… — Brian May Copy Share Image
There's a wonderful old Italian joke about a poor man who goes to church every day and prays before the statue of… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Hope is not like a lottery ticket you can sit on the sofa and clutch, feeling lucky.... hope is an ax you… — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
Performing magic has a lot to do with the arrangement of apparent coincidences and providing pathways along which desires can travel, or,… — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
Penalties are like the lottery and you miss them when luck is not on your side. — Marcelo Copy Share Image
You go and you buy a lottery ticket. You've got just as much chance of getting struck by lightning as you do… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you want money, buy lottery tickets. If you love music, practice and keep your overhead to the bare minimum. Keep your… — Steve Morse Copy Share Image
Hope! fortune's cheating lottery; when for one prize an hundred blanks there be! — Abraham Cowley Copy Share Image
If you're healthy, if you don't get sick much, if you don't go to the doctor much or use your health insurance… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
In America, snobs who wouldn't be seen dead with a lottery ticket play the stock market. We like to gamble. Winning, we… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
Usually with my opponents, I don't care if they win the lottery or they die. — Jorge Masvidal Copy Share Image
If we had no hope - for a cure, for winning the lottery, for falling in love, for the end of war,… — Bernie Siegel Copy Share Image
The only lottery I've ever won was a $100 scratch-off card at age 16, and the 7-Eleven clerk who sold it to… — Laura Moser Copy Share Image
If I won a few billion in the lottery, I would create an institute where people who would like to die would… — Michel Foucault Copy Share Image
...we do not simply get showered with Hollywood money because we happened to write a little story about wizards one day. It's… — Joanne Harris Copy Share Image
“People play the lottery all the time unaware of how mind-bogglingly difficult it is to win. It seems like they take a… — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
