Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
If a bout of "creepy face" sets in, the trick is to look away from the camera between shots and turn back… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Anyone who knows me will tell you that I am all about money. I mean, just look how well my line of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You must not look in that mirror at your doughy legs and flat feet, for today is about dreams and illusions, and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I don't know how many more movies I'm going to get the opportunity to make and I don't want to look back… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
One afternoon a girl walked by in a bikini and my cousin Janet scoffed, “Look at the hips on her.” I panicked.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Feminists do the best Photoshop because they leave the meat on your bones. They don’t change your size or your skin color.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Every morning, when Alaskans wake up, one of the first things they do, is look outside to see if there are any… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
That turned-up collar. The jacket that zipped all the way down the front into a nice fitted shape. The white denim that… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Steve Carell's Foxcatcher look took two hours to put on including his hairstyling and make-up. Just for comparison, it took me three… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share
It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you… — Tina Fey Copy Share
Sometimes, you can feel or see how a movie can... how you can do it. Sometimes it's just like seeing, "Can that work? Will… — Tina Fey Copy Share
“forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All… — Tina Fey Copy Share
