The longer you are single, the more you think that something's wrong with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The longer you're single, the more you start to think something's wrong with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason. — Michael Feldman Copy Share Image