Gays have always been in the military. Alexander the Great was originally Alexander the Fabulous. A gay man invented C-rations. He claims he could never talk anyone into the cilantro garnish. Obviously, gays were not allowed to design the outfits,… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
There may or may not be a lesbian comedy boom, but there certainly is a lescom circuit. Gay Pride Month, formerly known as June,… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out. — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
They didn't even like Margaret Thatcher but at least there was Margaret Thatcher. There have been women, you know, Sonia Gandhi for heaven's sakes… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
[On Nancy Reagan:] At one photo op press conference, she toured a crack house and decried how awful it was, yet one suspected that… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
Whenever a woman describes herself as a 'post-feminist' I picture women lashed to posts. Joan of Arc was an early post-feminist. — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom.… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
After the Reagan years, there were only three people of color in the Republican Party. Their slogan was 'Republicans - the Other White Meat.'… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's compact, there… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
I consider a CD or a comedy collection as a record of what I've been doing, and I try to wrap it up and… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
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