I look at the newspapers, and I cannot believe most of the stories I read. Bernie Madoff, who actually screwed millions of… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
I once recommended [in a San Francisco Chronicle column] that a third arm - a plastic arm - be sewn at the base of… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
I look at the newspapers, and I cannot believe most of the stories I read. Bernie Madoff, who actually screwed millions of people for… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
We're a nation of sheep. If you go out and look up at the sky, people around you will start looking up at the… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed. — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
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