Loincloth Quotes

“Watch it, loincloth, I’m not afraid to spork your eyes out.”

— Magan Vernon

I think I look better in a suit than a loincloth. So that may define some of the parts I play.

— Alan Alda

“The loincloth, too, was ornamented in gold and barely covered his private parts decently.”

— Margaret Weis

I was freezing in that loincloth.

— Anonymous