“Xander hadn’t talked to me since Sunday. Which was REALLY bumming me out. Like, usually when he says he’ll never forgive me and I’m dead to him? He gets over it in like an hour. So this was pretty serious.” — Geoff Rodkey Copy Share Image
“if some cat brings in a tune that makes me want to stab myself in the ear with a pencil, I gotta be all,… — Geoff Rodkey Copy Share Image
“But the thing is, sometimes you have to stand up for your beliefs. And that’s what I was doing. This election wasn’t about me.… — Geoff Rodkey Copy Share Image
“Xander, have you ever googled “Mayflower” and “Billingtons”? Because I did. And it turns out one of your ancestors almost blew up the ship.… — Geoff Rodkey Copy Share Image
“Xander hadn’t talked to me since Sunday. Which was REALLY bumming me out. Like, usually when he says he’ll never forgive me and I’m… — Geoff Rodkey Copy Share Image
