I don't necessarily sit down like, 'I need to write jokes.' I try to live a lot of life so that things happen to me and that hopefully - on my knees, praying - something strikes me as funny that… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I like the old way of celebrity where you only saw them when they had projects to promote. You saw them do their work, and then that was it. The people that I admire live like that. Queen Latifah, you… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I'll only diet for a Marvel movie. I will give up bacon and waffles to be Storm. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
He's done enough for me. He didn't make my career or anything. I was never close with Chris Rock. We went on tour together,… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
It always is easier to have someone listen to you if you disarm them with the laughter first. It seems like a 'duh' kind… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I've done everything I possibly can to make my phone think I'm 22. I haven't used capital letters in years. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I'm never one to claim a celebrity as a friend unless I know their mama's name or something like that. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I just like watching young women living for themselves and traveling. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll do my dramatic turn that comedians do at some point, I'll do my 'Patch Adams' or what not. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
Your objective is to make people laugh and then sneak your thoughts in underneath the jokes. If your thoughts are on top, that's not… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I wait till everyone leaves a social media site before I go on. I wait till everyone says it's over and then I'm like,… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I enjoy Chris Rock. Bill Burr. Wanda Sykes. I enjoy the legends. But no one is like Richard Pryor. Before I knew what a… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
