Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My name was on the list very early after these announcements were made through the newspapers in Europe. — Claude Nicollier Copy Share Image
Whatever I thought might hold me back, I avoided. I crossed girls off my list, except as tools for my sexual needs. — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
Love didn't run on logic. It didn't follow neat lines or a list of priorities. — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
If history starts as a guest list, it has a tendency to end like the memory of a drunken party: misheard, blurred,… — Sarah Churchwell Copy Share Image
I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
One good thing about leaving daily journalism was that I was no longer obliged to read all the book prize short lists. — Annalena McAfee Copy Share Image
After a person dies, his biographers feel free to give him a glittering list of intimate friends. Anecdotes are so much tastier… — Louise Brooks Copy Share Image
If you don't act now while it's fresh in your mind, it will probably join the list of things you were always… — Paul Clitheroe Copy Share Image
We all have great things on our bucket lists like skydiving, seeing the Northern Lights etc, but what about simply falling in… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
I make lists to keep my anxiety level down. If I write down 15 things to be done, I lose that vague,… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
William untucked the covers and stood, making a mental list of everything he'd need for the coming trip. A few blades, serrated… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come… — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
The bulk of extra supplies that could be put into the market come from two places. One, they come from other Persian… — Daniel Yergin Copy Share Image
For many years, I tried to make New Year's resolutions. I made lists and shot for great heights: I would show altruism… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
H. L Mencken's Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are… — Bill Barich Copy Share Image
One of my big milestones came when I turned forty and promised myself to stop worrying about all the things I thought… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
It doth make a man better,' quoth Robin Hood, 'to bear of those noble men so long ago. When one doth list… — Howard Pyle Copy Share Image
Tell me about this Wizard Howl of yours." "He's the best wizard in Ingary or anywhere else. If he'd only had time,… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
It's a very selfish time. When I'm here at home, my responsibilities are far greater. I'm forced to be way more selfless.… — Gavin Rossdale Copy Share Image
We will have an unchallenged, open, panoramic opportunity on a global scale to demonstrate the finest aspects of what we know in… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
But down through the centuries, man has developed a mind that separates him from the world of reality, the world of natural… — Benjamin Hoff Copy Share Image
The productiveness of any meeting depends on the level of thought given to the agenda in advance, and you should never leave… — Barbara Corcoran Copy Share Image
