“Pre-forty, you can wash your face with Tide and use Vaseline for moisturizer, toss on a little mascara and lip gloss, and you're a friggin' cover girl. Those of us on the slippery slope that is the Other Side of… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“FINANCIAL TIP For guys-- buying the stupid flowers when you're supposed to will be way cheaper than what you'll have to buy and do… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes blared wide… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“If some area of your life sucks - do something else. Life is too short - and too long - to spend it being… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Familiarity, not survival, is the strongest drive in human beings.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Life. It's your birthday present. Open it up and play with it. Act like you like it. (The One who gave it to you… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“If you are stuck sweating on a sandbar in the river of your life you've got to find a way back into those swift… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Stay fit and live long and prosper, but write your own obituary now, while you can, just in case.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“The lesson of the Funk Dog: “You can forget what it used to feel like to feel good about life; feeling rotten—or just a… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“But, if you've decided to go out on a limb and kill one, for goodness' sake, be prepared. We all read, with dismay, the… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
