“The cat saw me at once, of course, and every hair on his body stood straight up, and he made a sound like the mountain lion's roar but much tinier. That's all cats are - midget lions. I'm nobody's midget,… — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
“Moments later I was I the corner, enjoying a Slim Jim. In fact we were all enjoying Slim Jim's. The world shrank down to… — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
“I’d been the best leaper in K-9 class, which had led to all the trouble in a way I couldn’t remember exactly, although blood… — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
“a no-brainer for you, and who doesn’t prefer a no-brainer to . . . to . . . a brainer?” — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
“There’s silence, which I enjoy although it just about never happens, not completely.” — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
“The cat saw me at once, of course, and every hair on his body stood straight up, and he made a sound like the… — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
“Chet! What are you eating?” Nothing. It was true. The eating part was over.” — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
“Often, maybe even usually, Bernie ended up being the smartest human in the room. Tonight was different.” — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
“Too late, buddy boy. I barked. a weird thought- something about me being too late as well- almost took shape in my mind and… — Spencer Quinn Copy Share Image
