I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Sometimes they're all collectively thinking, "Wow, we're kinda a shitty audience," and then if you point it out, it's kinda like, "Hey, I know… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I think people have this "It can't hurt to ask" mentality, which is true on some level. I get comics like, "Hey, will you… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
The problem with a lot of comedy clubs is not that they are a comedy club; it's just the cheesy way they're presenting themselves.… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
