“5:15 I have never put makeup on. It's hard. "You assholes are crowding my mirror space. Gimme some room, I keep smearing my blush." Everyone's glares at me. I feel like a gay homosexual.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.' — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I'm a human. Every human is flawed. I might be flawed in different ways than some people, or worse ways than some people, or… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Earl "The Goat" Manigault was probably the greatest basketball player of all time, but Michael Jordan is universally regarded as the best ever. This… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
