“Whenever you start to feel sorry for yourself, always remember that there are a lot of people out there who are amazingly talented and make you look like a drooling Neanderthal.” — Robert Leland Taylor Copy Share Image
“My air bag went off this morning. I told her to shut the hell up.” — Robert Leland Taylor Copy Share Image
“Whenever you start to feel sorry for yourself, always remember that there are a lot of people out there who are amazingly talented and… — Robert Leland Taylor Copy Share Image
“I don't know why I love you but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have anything to do with you.” — Robert Leland Taylor Copy Share Image
“Shit!' cried the king, and 40 thousand stooped and strained.” — Robert Leland Taylor Copy Share Image
“You can lead a horse to water but a bird in hand can't fool me twice.” — Robert Leland Taylor Copy Share Image
