Like Comedy Quotes by Riff Raff

Flippin up my phone, touch screen motorola. They figured I was bipolar the way I sipped that syrup and soda.

— Riff Raff

Vanilla Ice sold ten million records. For him to be on MTV, it made me feel like it could be done.

— Riff Raff

Might pull up in Mulan in the drop candy swan. Might swing to your prom with the wand in my palm.

— Riff Raff

Tattoos aren't fun unless you're an idiot. It's not fun to get tattoos.

— Riff Raff

I love Tom Ford. I love Harrison Ford, too.

— Riff Raff

Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.

— Riff Raff

James Franco is a coach, therefore he doesn't need coaching or guidance.

— Riff Raff

I can sneeze, I can change the breeze to winter season. Wintergreen lime slime looks like Slimer sleepin.

— Riff Raff

Versace on my cabin. I use to like rapping. Until I found out I'm Rap game Samuel L Jackson.

— Riff Raff

My tattoos remind me of all that I have been through.

— Riff Raff

I haven't had a big-ass feature, somebody put me on a label, cash money didn't come scoop me up. I've literally put myself into…

— Riff Raff

Got my rims from Afghanistan. Bout to wrap it up, Pakistan. Might jump ship with 400 grand. I can cop some ice, avalanche.

— Riff Raff

I was supposed to have a talk show on MTV.

— Riff Raff

I'm rap-game James Franco.

— Riff Raff

I saw the EDM world and wanted to be in that more than the hip-hop world.

— Riff Raff