I'm glad that life isn't like a Christmas song, because if my friends and I were building a snowman and it suddenly came alive when we put a hat on it, I'd probably freak and stab it to death with… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I used humour as a tool to avoid getting too serious with people - if there was deep emotional stuff… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I've been on a show before where I was on a billboard and then, after like three or four weeks, they took the billboard… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it,… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I know Chandler is similar to me. But if you watched my life for a week, there would be many more boring parts. — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
In a perfect world, my tennis game gets better. I have kids and a beautiful wife and live on some hill somewhere that's not… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
There was a time when I wasn't working a lot. It ebbs and flows. Mostly I was just living my life and playing 'Fallout… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I learned a valuable lesson doing 'Mr. Sunshine,' which is that I didn't want to be in charge because it's too much. Being in… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
“You never know where one thing will lead...I guess the lesson is take every opportunity, because something might come of it.” — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I certainly wear my heart on my sleeve, and I think that comes out in the characters that I play. There's a yearning, or… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
If I could walk into the 'Friends' audition again and go or not go, I have to say it's 50-50. — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
“Martin Sheen turned to me and said, 'Do you know what Saint Peter says to everyone who tries to get into heaven?' When I… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
