“All the proper bands from then, when we were kids, yeah? The Rubettes and Mud and Chicory Tip. Yeah. Not like the bands they have now, stupid, modern bands all made out of wire and electricity. The proper old bands.… — Stewart Lee Copy Share Image
Generally, a lot of the things people think are made up are real, a lot of the things people think are real are made… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“I just think it's fortunate that Sir Isaac Newton didn't share the sense of humor of a member of the public, because had he… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
If political correctness has achieved one thing, it’s that it has made the Conservative party cloak their inherent racism behind more creative language — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“In the Vatican square, they were selling lollipops. You could buy lollipops about that big with the face of Pope John Paul II on… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“Most Americans do not own passports. They’re not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“The world of publishing is in crisis. It's no coincidence that the worst published writer in the world today is also one of the… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“All the proper bands from then, when we were kids, yeah? The Rubettes and Mud and Chicory Tip. Yeah. Not like the bands they… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“The kind of people that say “political correctness gone mad” are usually using that phrase as a kind of cover action to attack minorities… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“I am sick of reading on Daily Mail message boards that I am 'one of these foul-mouthed modern comedians' when I am absolutely not.… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
I'm really glad I'm not on Twitter. Because I'd have to be answering things that I didn't really know anything about, and I'd rather… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
I knew about things like Iggy Pop and The Velvet Underground, weirdly, before I knew about David Bowie. I didn't know what David Bowie… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
I’m just confusing the thrill of being young with the notion that the era in which I was young was in any way especially… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“Within a few years these "jokes" as we comedians call them, will have been entirely purged from my work in favour, exclusively, of grinding… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
“What's happened is somewhere, along the line, as a society, we confused the notion of 'home' with the possibility of 'an investment opportunity'. What… — Stewart Lee Copy Share
