“The next day I received a phone call from Mr. Pride which began, “So, I heard you won Ho of the Year.” Well when you put it like that it didn’t sound like such an accomplishment.” — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“Judge me if you must, but keep in mind how very little pleasure I could have possibly derived from a one-thrust sex session, a… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“I thought of my sweet little girl and her chubby cheeks, big brown eyes and long brown hair with bangs that constantly needed trimming.… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy bouncer friend… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“The next day I received a phone call from Mr. Pride which began, “So, I heard you won Ho of the Year.” Well when… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
Most memoirs about alcoholism, promiscuity, and addiction are deep, sobering tales full of scars that will never heal and include alarming statistics and reflection… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“To me, the words “food” and “guilt” didn’t belong in the same sentence unless, say, you were referring to how you felt about the… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was. Her paternity test went a little… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“The Lush hadn’t driven in almost a decade - ever since she got in an accident that shook her so badly she refused to… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“The entire partying lifestyle was superficial in my experience, and most of my friendships were as deep as a shot glass and as short-lived… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact, the stoner… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you're his second choice, don't make him your first. — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
Lesson learned: Don't ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It's too easy for him to tip over and fall off. — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“People always laugh at me when I tell them I’m scared of pencils, because they can’t fathom why anyone would fear a puncture wound… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
“Lesson learned: If you’re already resorting to writing shitty poetry (not the lovey-dovey kind) to get your guys attention within one month of meeting… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
It was V-day and I was stuck at home while the guy I was dating was at an Anti-Valentine's Day party. How wrong was… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
