I used to tell jokes about Internet-enabled lightbulbs. I can't tell jokes about it anymore - there already is an Internet-connected lightbulb. — Vint Cerf Copy Share Image
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” “I don’t know. How many?” “Eight.” “Why?” “Oh, stop overanalyzing it. — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
“Q: How many alto singers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They can’t reach that high.” — Scott McNeely Copy Share Image
“How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb? I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.” — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“Conor, haven't you ever seen a firefly before?" "Not like that. That's a flyine sixty-watt lightbulb.” — John Lenahan Copy Share Image
“How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Eyebrows raised, I said, “I don’t know, Chuck. How many?” “Two.… — Matthew Iden Copy Share Image
“How many Bayesians does it take to change a lightbulb? They’re not sure.” — Pedro Domingos Copy Share Image
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, as long as the lightbulb wants to change. — Mary Pipher Copy Share Image
“The man looked up at the dangling, buzzing lightbulb, then turned to his partner. " You know who invented those things right?… — James Dasher Copy Share Image
When I was writing 'Withnail,' I was so busted flat that I had one lightbulb that I would carry around the house… — Bruce Robinson Copy Share Image
“Edison invented the lightbulb the way Steve Jobs invented the MP3 player: he wasn’t the first, but he was the first to… — Steven Johnson Copy Share Image
The lightbulb, the most humble and illuminating of all technologies, when combined with a network connection, transforms itself from being a bulb… — Om Malik Copy Share Image
My kids are blissfully unaware of anything I do. I asked my four-year-old, Harrison, what I did, and he said, 'You're an… — Ben Miller Copy Share Image
“The moment we trust in Jesus, God’s Spirit acts like an electric current touching the filament of our spirit, and we’re able… — Bill Perkins Copy Share Image
The old idea that some genius pulls all of this stuff out of the air is ridiculous. As Ridley pointed out, the… — Charles Koch Copy Share Image
I write little quotes all the time to help encourage people to come together, like this one: 'If fate happens to toss… — Matthew Underwood Copy Share Image
“Sometimes life isn't magical, you see. Sometimes life is everyday. Its a trip to the keycutters in a rushed lunch break. It's… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Because even this --being so close to her --was no longer the same. That light he'd felt when he first saw her… — Jennifer E. Smith Copy Share Image
“…you know, sometimes an electric lightbulb goes out all of a sudden. Fizzles, you say. And this burned-out bulb, if you shake… — Yuri Olesha Copy Share Image
It takes zero politically correct people to screw in a lightbulb because they are perpetually in the dark. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
you fall into the mirror, come through the other side staring at a lightbulb. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. I left early.” — Lynne Tillman Copy Share Image
How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? Many in body, one in mind. — Vinessa Shaw Copy Share Image
I do change the odd lightbulb, and I fix the Internet when it goes down, because it's something I am really good… — Seal Copy Share Image
Normally the lightbulb moments only happen after 16-hour days, lots of cups of tea and a bit of weeping. — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I did not fail two thousand times. I merely found two thousand ways not to make a lightbulb. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
