“How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to find the bulb, and the other twelve… — Cathy Glass Copy Share Image
“Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, if the bulb really wants to change.” — Gerald Weinberg Copy Share Image
The human being is like a light bulb. If a human being is super stressed, depressed and filled with negativity, this is… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it! — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
“How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken light-bulb?” goes the old Lojban joke. “Two: one to decide what to… — Arika Okrent Copy Share Image
What a relief. I didn't have to check the toilet for anything or the light bulbs or the phone. It was just… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
It goes back to the starfish. That's when the light bulb really popped over my head. We'd found one on the beach,… — Nick Sagan Copy Share Image
It's a failure only if you don't get anything out of it, Thomas Edison said he knew 999 ways that a light… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I… — Keith Belling Copy Share Image
The space shuttle was often used as an example of why you shouldn't even attempt to make something reusable. But one failed… — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You want to be the first to do something. You want to create something. You want to innovate something...I often think of… — David Keirsey Copy Share Image
I consider myself an inventor first and an entrepreneur second. In real life, my hero is Thomas Edison. He was a great… — Aaron Patzer Copy Share Image
“... but happiness is to joy as an electric light bulb is to the sun. Happiness always has an object, you're happy… — Susanna Tamaro Copy Share Image
Once the subject matter of rock n' roll changed from cars and pop love songs to songs about really true love and… — David Chase Copy Share Image
As far as where I go when I die, the concept that I am simple going to flick out, like a light… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“I beg young people to travel. If you don’t have a passport, get one. Take a summer, get a backpack and go… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
“Remember those dogs I was talking about? The cues? While I was watching TV, I missed a few. Take a look: Steven… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I will be forever grateful to Dora Brooking, for not only spotting my light bulb but also helping me turn up the… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a… — Gene Tierney Copy Share Image
“Consciousness is like a light bulb. We can dim it or brighten it with the power of awareness, love, compassion, and kindness.” — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
“By the way, don’t you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus’ butt and plugging it in is just a little… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
Do you know: Why did Thaoms alva Edison invented the light bulb? Just a thought ... Some do not understand? He's made… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
[S]uppose you make a hole in an ordinary evacuated electric light bulb and allow the air molecules to pass in at the… — Francis William Aston Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people that think Thomas Edison and the light bulb changed the world more than Karl Marx ever did. — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
“I could feel it--inside, and I decided that night, reading poetry beneath a caged light bulb, that real was when you could… — Han Nolan Copy Share Image
“I smacked my hand across my mouth, muffling my scream. I wasn't sure what to be more freaked out about in this… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
It's energy intensification, where we essentially have, through our light bulbs and cars, the manpower of [hundreds of] people working on our… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Just take me home where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown M&M's are yellow And the light bulbs around… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
Even though it's important for all of us to change our light bulbs and the vehicles we drive, it's much more important… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
When you look at the light bulb above you, you remember Thomas Alva Edison. When the telephone bell rings, you remember Alexander… — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam Copy Share Image
With acting, it's all about internalizing the character for me and doing all the preparation you can. So the day you first… — Donnie Wahlberg Copy Share Image
I remember my mother and father arguing about light bulbs because my father thought he could save money by putting 25-watt bulbs… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
Particles of raw inspiration sleet through the universe all the time. Every once in a while one of them hits a receptive… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's… — Mike Huckabee Copy Share Image
An idea is a light turned on in a man's soul. Comic-strip artists are in the habit of representing it by means… — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
I had one of those light bulb 'a ha' moments while screening 'Good Will Hunting' in Camp David in 1998 - Madeleine… — Lawrence Bender Copy Share Image
Our work on light bulbs wasn't an arbitrary mandate. We didn't just pick a standard out of the air, or look for… — Fred Upton Copy Share Image
I read for the 'ah-ha's,' the information that makes a light bulb go off in my mind. I want to put information… — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
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