“You know, while you’re off sexercizing, I’ll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you’re no longer slapping groins.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“You know, while you’re off sexercizing, I’ll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“I don’t know you either for that matter. So maybe I shouldn’t trust the words of a man who only recently decided to stitch… — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“Either you’re one hell of an actress, or you’re the dumbest person to ever walk the face of this planet.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“Weird? One day you’re normal and the next, you’re walking around with a butterfly attached to your back. Then Malice in Wonderland tries to… — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“Because looking at you is like falling into a black hole—stupid, confusing, and probably detrimental to my existence.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“Thees and thous taunted her, but like a child, she ignored the writing and focused on the pretty pictures.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“Jensen spun, coming face to face with a life size version of Tinkerbell.” — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“If by it, you mean that big ass vein in the middle of your forehead, then yeah. It moved all right and it’s still… — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
“There once was a girl of the sea, who refused to see who she could be. The strength of a world in the hands… — Kimberly Spencer Copy Share Image
