“Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment. Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“The presence of ghosts is only as close as your belief. The existence of aliens is only as far as your rejection.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Never let the state of waiting be in your mind. Just do something else and do it by intention.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“It's written, 'seek and ye shall find'. But first, 'imagine what you seek'. Otherwise, you will end up searching everything everywhere forever.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“When we feel, a kind of lyric is sung in our heart. When we think, a kind of music is played in… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“If you feel your life is boring, go visit your relatives in the hospital or prison.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Each man lives in many worlds within different life. Mind can only see world in which it lived and located.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“There are certain moments in life of open-minded people... which really make them hard not to believe in the existence of heaven.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you? Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“I've been through hell in this life, yet risen up and survived. I felt pity after heard that boy's preaching about motivation.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“It's easy to be humble when your life's prosper. Nothing could be denigrated when life's so poor.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“I once visited a village of primitive people. At village, I felt time and life moved slower.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning? Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Humans are about to grasp basic substances of all creations. When that moment comes, life or death are no longer matters.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“If you feel obsessed to prove something to the world, then you'd need world attention to be able to prove it.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“While you are so busy trying to make yourself humble, many are persistently and quietly promoting themselves.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“My wife divorced me because she could not trust me anymore. I never want a divorce because I love and care about… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Only after you've done the exorcism, then you'll understand that ghost's also a species.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“If you believe in something because of miracles, then another kind of miracles can make you deny it.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“If you seek for supreme predator, go find God. He hunts the prime killer of mankind, the Satan.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“I learn to trust someone I love.. I learn to deal with heartbreak.. I learn to forgive him who hurts. I never… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, how could I know that you’ve told me the whole truth? Master of Stupidity: Someday. [Never on earth. Otherwise… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world. Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidence could be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Grumble weakens the spirit. Despair is counterproductive. Both are true toxicants in life.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Life is like the drama on a stage. What was once declared as a sin, perhaps much worse nowadays.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“When you get lost in a really strange place, nothing is more comforting than found your friend whom you trust and can show the… — Toba Beta Copy Share
“Human race had never planned to show up in this universe. I wonder whether current human efforts are relevant to its sustainability.” — Toba Beta Copy Share
“People tend to resist a change into something new and different. But after it's succeded, they easily say that the change is a must.” — Toba Beta Copy Share
“The more you know, the less you understand. That's so cliche'. Wanna know the scary version? The more you know, the more fuckups you… — Toba Beta Copy Share
“Deriving truth from joy may be far more easier than generating joy from the truth.” — Toba Beta Copy Share
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