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Disciple Quotes by Toba Beta

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A Smartass Disciple asks why truth is hidden, and the Master of Stupidity answers with jokes about sex, stubbornness, and judging others. The dialogue shows that simple questions can reveal absurd answers, and that listening to the foolish can sometimes be wise.

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“Smartass Disciple: Why we shouldn’t judge others? Master of Stupidity: Don’t! Unless you are paid for it.”

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance? Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.”

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body? Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, why there was no second chance in garden of eden? Master of Stupidity: Of course. Perhaps, human can only…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, how do I know that I am not dreaming right now ? Master of Stupidity: You don’t. Only those…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, what will happen to the men right after their death ? Master of Stupidity: They live with a same…

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“Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ? Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, please show me the way to the enlightenment. Master of Stupidity: Walk with me! [but I won't let you…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed? Master of Stupidity: Thou shall…

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“Smartass Disciple: Why men don't ready yet to join the intergalactic confederation? Master of Stupidity: Men could make them laugh to death.…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny…

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“Smartass Disciple: Three years! I've listened you preaching just for this silly truth? Master of Stupidity: Who said I was preaching? Who…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe? Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, what are you talking about? None of us understand! Master of Stupidity: Be patient! It is not ended yet.…

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“Smartass Disciple: What were you thinking when the truth is revealed unto you? Master of Stupidity: I wasn't thinking. I was having…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, tell me what is it beyond this universe ? Master of Stupidity: No 'space' in no 'gravity'. No 'thing'…

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“Smartass Student : 'a man must have his own master.' Master of Stupidity: 'yea, everyone's somebody's bitch.”

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness? Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning? Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ? Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according…

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“Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles! Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then…

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“Smartass Disciple: How the hell do we find the truth ? Master of Stupidity: Just seek it with hope it’ll find you.”

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“Smartass Disciple: Does stupidity a sin? Master of Stupidity: No stupidity, no sin.”

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, how could I know that you’ve told me the whole truth? Master of Stupidity: Someday. [Never on earth. Otherwise…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to be the better me by forgetting my past. Master of Stupidity: If you just forget it,…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, I want to eradicate all corruptions in this world. Master of Stupidity: Let it be a bit! Otherwise you'll…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, I believe that the truth will prevail at the end. Master of Stupidity: No 'the end' for the truth.…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, that guy’s teaching is somehow annoying me. Master of Stupidity: Only as long as you stay tuned for pissed-off…

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“Smartass Disciple: I've been searching for so long.I still can't find the truth. Master of Stupidity: Until you've lost and felt desperate,…

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“Smartass Disciple: Which one was first created, time or things? Master of Stupidity: No things, no changes. No changes, no time.”

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“Smartass Disciple: My master, please show me how to be a wise man! Master of Stupidity: I can't. But I can show…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other. Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, we should not spend our time to low life like them. Master of Stupidity: If I don’t, then how…

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“Smartass Disciple : Master, why you keep telling about the truth? Nobody hears. Master of Stupidity : O Yea. They hear but…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, what do say about the truth itself ? Master of Stupidity: Like sex, no fun anymore if all is revealed.”

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, why heaven is up there and hell is down there ? Master of Stupidity: If otherwise, it wouldn't be…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, how do you heal the broken heart? Master of Stupidity: It isn’t a disease need to be healed. It’s…

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, I’m going to change the whole world. Master of Stupidity: It changes within you. It changes without you.”

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“Smartass Disciple: Master, where is exactly the edge of this universe ? Master of Stupidity: Edge is wherever the absence of universal gravity.”

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“Smartass Disciple: Where were all things before the time began? Master of Stupidity: What was the time before all things created?”

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