Life is like a B-picture script. It is that corny. If I had my life story offered to me to film, I'd… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
I had a stroke in 1985... I called it a "stroke of luck." I said, "Life is like a train trip. You're… — Hugh Hefner Copy Share Image
Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. — James Huneker Copy Share Image