Life is droll. It has no common sense. It is the game of a mountebank. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
To read of human depravity in the police reports is one thing, to see it fall like a black shadow across one's… — William John Locke Copy Share Image
Life is too transcendentally humorous for a man not to take it seriously. Compared with it, Death is but a shallow jest. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
The only remedy against the malady of life is life itself. The bane is its own antidote. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
“She slept but little. In the morning she found habit by her bedside; she clothed herself therein and faced the day.” — William John Locke Copy Share Image
In France the men all live in cafes, the children are all put out to nurse, and the women, saving the respect of mademoiselle… — William John Locke Copy Share Image
Every man's first declaration of love is bathos--the zenith of his passion connoting perhaps the nadir of his intelligence. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
I can tell you how to get what you want: You've just got to keep a thing in view and go for it and… — William John Locke Copy Share Image
Children are the root of all evil… Happy the man who has his quiver empty. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
Have you ever considered what anxious thought, what consummate knowledge of human nature, what dearly-bought experiences go into the making of an advertisement? — William John Locke Copy Share Image
Sex is the ... tremulous and bewildering and nerve-racking and delicious and myriad-adjectived soul-condition ... generally known as love. Ninety-nine point nine repeater percent… — William John Locke Copy Share Image
Any human love a man gets he can make fill his life. It's like the grain of mustard-seed. — William John Locke Copy Share Image
