“Life. It's your birthday present. Open it up and play with it. Act like you like it. (The One who gave it to you is watching, after all. Don't want to hurt his feelings.) And if you don't like your… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“FINANCIAL TIP For guys-- buying the stupid flowers when you're supposed to will be way cheaper than what you'll have to buy and do… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes blared wide… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“If some area of your life sucks - do something else. Life is too short - and too long - to spend it being… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Familiarity, not survival, is the strongest drive in human beings.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Life. It's your birthday present. Open it up and play with it. Act like you like it. (The One who gave it to you… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“If you are stuck sweating on a sandbar in the river of your life you've got to find a way back into those swift… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Stay fit and live long and prosper, but write your own obituary now, while you can, just in case.” — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“The lesson of the Funk Dog: “You can forget what it used to feel like to feel good about life; feeling rotten—or just a… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“But, if you've decided to go out on a limb and kill one, for goodness' sake, be prepared. We all read, with dismay, the… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
