“The things you can't do will always outnumber the things you can do, and it doesn't matter. The secret of life is this, as the Actress said to the Bishop, 'Find your thing, and get on with it!” — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“THAT NIGHT, AT ONE OF LONDON’S OPEN-MIC SESSIONS, A YOUNG comedian enjoyed his first success, telling the tale of the naked Yank who mugged… — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“The things you can't do will always outnumber the things you can do, and it doesn't matter. The secret of life is this, as… — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“Everyone should have a kid. They really put things in perspective. I know a guy can get you one cheap.” — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“This is the truth that sets you free: you are who you commit yourself to being, you have what you commit yourself to having,… — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
“I am the lord your God, and I will smite you until you are smitten.” — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
