I don't find my life that interesting. The shows, maybe. But not me. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
My personal life and my artistic life do not interfere with each other. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Can't we just pursue our lives With our children and our wives Till that happy day arrives How do you ignore All… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“Loving you is not a choice, It's who I am. Loving you is not a choice And not much reason to rejoice,… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“There was a barber and his wife and she was beautiful... a foolish barber and his wife. She was his reason for… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“There was a barber and his wife. And he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife but they transported him for… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Oh if life were made of moments Even now and then a bad one--! But if life were only moments, Then you'd… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“I have successfully avoided enjoying opera all my life. -quoted in Entertainment Weeky, http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20548... ” — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“Was that me? Yes it was. Was that him? No it wasn't.. Just a trick of the woods! Just a moment, One… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Two of the hardest words in the language to rhyme are life and love. Of all words! — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“They all deserve to die. Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why. Because in all of the whole human race Mrs Lovett, there… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
It's not so hard to be married, I've done it three or four times. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
I don't find my life that interesting. The shows, maybe. But not me. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“Careful the things you say, Children will listen. Careful the things you do, Children will see. And learn. Children may not obey But children… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
“Because in all of the whole human race Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two There's the one staying put… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
I love computers. I love writing on them. I love gadgetry. The thing is: I am a slow reader. So, if I am going… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
I have inherited my father's sense of humour about myself. It's a lot more pleasant to make fun of yourself than when someone else… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
I prefer neurotic people. I like to hear rumblings beneath the surface. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Musicals are, by nature, theatrical, meaning poetic, meaning having to move the audience's imagination and create a suspension of disbelief, by which I mean… — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image
Nowadays, there are sometimes more producers than there are people in the cast, because it takes that much money to put a show on. — Stephen Sondheim Copy Share Image